When is it going to end? After spring?
Why does the wind sound so loud on the 16th floor (seriously, I am constantly woken up by a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sound which does not, I assure you, come from anything human)
Is it ok to wear a variation on the same themes (skinny jeans-boots-hoodie for day; black tights-little skirt-black sweater for night)? Every single miserable winter day?
Am I the only one thinking that snow in March in London is an enormous lack of respect?
Does mulled wine taste the same after Christmas? Or should we all start hitting the Pimms as an act of civil disobedience?