Better than Disney

Does anybody out there have shopping dreams or is it just me?

When I was a kid, I use to dream I was in Disneyworld, only to wake up disappointed that the only ride I was going on was the bus to school.

Now that Disney kind of lost its appeal, it seems it's becoming Chanel.

Only that in my dream, they were having a sample sale (kind of like Disney really). But I was not invited. Bad?

So somehow I manage to get it at the end of the day. I go straight to the sunglasses, which are reduced to £10 (!!). As I am browsing, a sad mean little man comes and starts collecting them all, saying the sale is almost over and he needs to clean up the displays. Even worse?

I manage to convince him to give me one minute, and just get around 10 pairs of sunglasses to choose from later. When I start trying them on, I discover all of them are men's models, as I was looking in the wrong section. Now that is the worst thing that could happen.

And no, I am not superficial. I am sure this dream has deep psychological hidden meanings and it is not simply about my lust for all things Chanel. It is my story and I am sticking to it!

funny pics / unfunny post

Ok, I know it's silly. And I know we don't really care about celebrities and what they look like. But I couldn't help but laugh my unphotoshoped ass off at these pictures from fellow blogger Planet Hiltron.


(Amy Winehouse, Nicole Kidman and Beckhams)

Basically, they did photomontages about how some famous people would look like if their life had taken a different turn and they didn't count on an army of stylists, hairdressers and make-up artists.

Kind of like an inverse make-over. Which would be a make-under (sorry...it was much funnier in my head).

Anyways, me knows it's silly but me liked. Me thinks me might be a bit silly. Me is gonna stop right now before me ruins me writing reputation.

It's Thursday and me is tired. (Oh my God, me can't stop. HELP!)